HUNCHBACK
STRAIGHT OUTTA NEW BRUNSWICK
Alright, let’s say you and your friends decide to go to Clinton Road.
So you’re driving along happy and laughing, and the driver (we’ll call him Ken) decides to turn off the headlights and scare you. You go, “Ken! Stop it!” while laughing. Then, all of a sudden a white pickup truck comes up behind you with it’s high-beams blinding you. Ken steps on the gas, and the truck does the same. Suddenly, you’re racing down a dark and windy road and you crash! As you tremble in fear, the truck driver gets out and walks toward you. Now you’re shaking, nervous, but nobody says a word. The driver looks in the car and it’s…Don Knotts!
Imagine that in music form.
